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Aaj ka joke.

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1Aaj ka joke. Empty Aaj ka joke. 17/02/09, 04:36 pm

ERUM ALI

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Gaaon walon ne kabhi aaiyena nahi dekha tha

Eik dafa gaaon k ek bachay ko aaiyeena mila

Tou is ko apna aks nazar aaya wo dar gaya

Wo bhaagta huwa aaya aur apne abbu se kaha

Wahan bhoot hay.. Jab os k abbu wahan pohnchay aur aayiena dekha

tou Un ko apna aks nazar aaye aur phir unhon ne gussay main kaha

Tum ko sharm nahi aati bachon ko daratay ho .

2Aaj ka joke. Empty Re: Aaj ka joke. 17/02/09, 04:37 pm

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ہم نے چاہا ہی نہیں ورنہ حالات بدل سکتے تھے
میری آنکھوںکے آنسو تیری آنکھوں سے نکل سکتے تھے
ہم تو ٹھہرے رہے جھیل کے پانی کی طرح
دریا بنتے تو بہت دور ۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔ نکل سکتے تھے

3Aaj ka joke. Empty Re: Aaj ka joke. 17/02/09, 04:40 pm

ERUM ALI

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Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
Rupaye fase huye hain

4Aaj ka joke. Empty Re: Aaj ka joke. 17/02/09, 04:41 pm

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Teachr Ne SHARAB Ka Nuqsan Batanay K Liye

1 KEERA SHARAB Me Dala To Wo Mr Gaya.

Teachr:"Ap Ne Kia Seeka?

Studnts:"SHARAB Peenay Se

PAIT K KEERAY Mar Jatay HAIN.

5Aaj ka joke. Empty Re: Aaj ka joke. 17/02/09, 04:43 pm

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Wife: Agar main koh gayi tou tum kiya karo gey ?


Husband: Main Akhbar mein ADD dounga




" JAHAN RAHO KHUSH RAHO "

6Aaj ka joke. Empty Re: Aaj ka joke. 17/02/09, 05:09 pm

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Aaj ka joke. 11ra3

7Aaj ka joke. Empty Re: Aaj ka joke. 17/02/09, 05:10 pm

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Aaj ka joke. 13rh8

8Aaj ka joke. Empty Re: Aaj ka joke. 17/02/09, 05:11 pm

ERUM ALI

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1 pathan or american
dinner me siri paaye kha rahe thy
American k hath me bakre ki zaban a gai,



American bola what s this?





Pathan bola :
this is language'

9Aaj ka joke. Empty Re: Aaj ka joke. 17/02/09, 05:20 pm

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American pathan se;Hum chand pr ja skta hy.

Pathan;To kya hua
Hum to soraj pr ja skta hy.

American : Impossibe Tum jal jao ge?




Pathan;Hum ullo nhi
Hum rat me jaye ga

10Aaj ka joke. Empty Re: Aaj ka joke. 17/02/09, 05:21 pm

ERUM ALI

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Larki : Mai shadi k bad tmhare saray dukh bant longi!

Larka : Magr mujhay to koi takleef nahi hai,

Larki : Mai sHadi k bad ki baat kr rahi hoon.
 Aaj ka joke. Tongue

11Aaj ka joke. Empty Re: Aaj ka joke. 18/02/09, 07:37 am

Humayun

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Yeh waale bhi bohat achhe hain......

12Aaj ka joke. Empty Re: Aaj ka joke. 18/02/09, 01:07 pm

mobijeena


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hmm niceeee erum jii 🎅

13Aaj ka joke. Empty Re: Aaj ka joke. 19/02/09, 09:20 pm

ERUM ALI

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THNAK YOU SISTER

14Aaj ka joke. Empty Re: Aaj ka joke. 19/02/09, 09:20 pm

ERUM ALI

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SHUKRIYAA BAHII

15Aaj ka joke. Empty Re: Aaj ka joke. 20/02/09, 02:02 pm

mobijeena


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wellcum jii wellcumm 🎅

16Aaj ka joke. Empty Re: Aaj ka joke. 20/02/09, 02:44 pm

Humayun

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U r wellcome

17Aaj ka joke. Empty Re: Aaj ka joke. 22/02/09, 04:57 am

ERUM ALI

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nop probb itmy pleasure sister & broo

18Aaj ka joke. Empty Re: Aaj ka joke. 17/06/11, 02:59 am

Empty Nest

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shukriya bhai

19Aaj ka joke. Empty Re: Aaj ka joke. 26/06/11, 10:19 am

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gr8

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